it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
"Excuse me, I have to take out…MY PHONE!"
"What? You carry it on your person? How incredible! So you can make a phone call outside of your apartment cubicle?"
(a lady clasps her oversized avocado green purse close to her and then faints, her beehive hairdo bouncing lightly on the rubbery ‘asphalt’ roads used in the era. A man’s pet lizard scurries up his vestments and hides in his velvet deerstalker cap.)