Seltzerlizard

January 30, 2012

eclecticbanana:

vovat:

secondlina:

I get to… Start a band…. With a vampire.

Well, that’s probably a decent basis for a teen novel or a shojo manga.

I’m trapped in prison with a werewolf.  That’ll be fun come full moon.

Host a TV show with Voldemort!

Start a band with Santa Claus!  We’ll call ourselves Elf Esteem.

(Source: chibird)

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3. ladygodivawithglasses reblogged this from no-thisisfifa and added:

   I.. I have to create clones of Justin Bieber. No.. no I won’t. I can’t. I refuse to do this. D’:

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5. banabosmiles reblogged this from renoa and added:

   …Start a band with Mario. Hm…well…ah…uhhhh…no.

6. no-thisisfifa reblogged this from goddamnbatsignal and added:

   I’ll save this for a rainy day… but for now I have to switch lives with a teletubby

7. under-my-skin-lives-the-reason reblogged this from foreversevenfold
8. imaginexplore reblogged this from adamthemusicguy and added:

   MORTAL ENEMIES WITH VOLDEMORT! I AM A GRYFFINDOR!

9. qtmelnee reblogged this from blamethegoat and added:

   Trapped in prison with, my best friend. We’ve definitely talked about this before. LOL!

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12. tacocannon9000 reblogged this from zachmorriscartoonart and added:

    Trapped in prison with Justin Beiber… CRAP!

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15. tokozilla reblogged this from breezygypsyheart and added:

    sword fight with Chuck Norris. i am FUCKED.

16. kibates reblogged this from chibird
17. mommagremlin reblogged this from hot-mess-mom and added:

    pacman. husband: create clones of wall-e. ( I would...that!! He would hate it! lol) lil:...

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21. fourthgrace reblogged this from bloodyprincipe and added:

    Best friends with…Winnie the pooh! :D

22. sonar23 reblogged this from xshadow14x and added:

    Star a band with Mickey Mouse. Sweet.

23. imma-ingo liked this
24. pokemonstuff reblogged this from imma-ingo and added:

    Replace the human population with HARRY POTTER….. Wow,That’s weird..

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26. xshadow14x reblogged this from imma-ingo and added:

    Mine: “Handcuffed for life to Jackie Chan” Awesome 8D Some friends: “Switch lives with Barack Obama” Lucky ; A ; //...

27. danger-in-design reblogged this from shuraiya and added:

    HOST A TV SHOW WITH MICKEY MOUSE! WOOO. I want someone else but Mickey Mouse IS famous. :))

28. imma-ingo reblogged this from subwaymasters-nobori-kudari and added:

    ‘Replace the human population with Justin Beiber’…? ????

29. subwaymasters-nobori-kudari reblogged this from crimsonmasquerade and added:

    (Ooc: Handcuffed for life to Nyancat…Okay.)

30. hidekoichihara reblogged this from chibird
31. daydreamer-22 reblogged this from courtaari and added:

    Handcuffed (for life) to Chuck Norris…….that’s awesome! Nothing would stand in my way! Thank God my birthday is March 23...

32. ieatfatfudgersforbreakfast reblogged this from chibird
33. pixievictoria-venusishere reblogged this from demsraid and added:

    Stuck on an island with Justin Bieber.

34. demsraid reblogged this from sanfordingleberry and added:

    Switched lives with a teletubby. wdodjiodwjefoiwjfiowjefowjefojqefpwfwe;ls;adcks

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37. letsmakeourownfairytale reblogged this from chibird and added:

    I’m handcuffed (for life)...Harry Potter… *u*...okay with...

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    I start a band with Mickey Mouse, my boyfriend is stuck on an island with Cookie Monster, and my best friend is trapped...

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46. wtfwaffles reblogged this from rawkneexp and added:

    me and winnie started a band and all our songs will be about honey and Piglet

47. rawkneexp reblogged this from efiniti and added:

    Lady Gaga. Cool.

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49. icerosephoenix reblogged this from deathtripp and added:

    best friends with a unicorn? That’s not very exciting D: My boyfriend is handcuffed for life to Churck Norris. o_o that...

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